2 texts that I just got in the last 10 minutes:
From Pseudo Boyfriend, who I have been pretty much avoiding since the night of 5-minute lovin and the introduction of Marriage Plan 2011:
"I'm so hating on these people with their relationships right now."
From Ivory Coast, who I met at a bar THREE NIGHTS AGO and am supposed to meet at a wine bar in 2 hours - upon confirming our plan:
"Cool--xoxo"
Pseudo: This is not going to help the me avoiding you situation.
Ivory: Are you secretly a 17 year old girl?
Who sends these texts? Do. not. understand.
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