I may have engaged in some irresponsible behavior on Saturday night. But - I swear - it wasn't for lack of *trying* to be responsible.
So - here's my question - because it isn't the first time that this issue has come up (pun fully recognized) - would it be weird if I had magnum condoms at my apartment?
I kinda think it would be REALLY weird, but, I don't know........I'm feeling like this is a no-win situation.
better to be prepared than not, i always say. i keep a jewelry box on my bookshelf of condoms. you know, so i can just mosey on over, mid-moment...
ReplyDeletebut as i think of it more, i actually think we should all have magnums. i mean, what better way to intimidate our future dates?
and now that i think about it even more, a responsible magnum-sized man should actually always carry his OWN magnums.
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ReplyDeleteSee, this is what I'm saying. I've got the box of condoms at the apt - but I never really thought about having multiple sizes available? I might need to, because let me tell you, that standard size Durex was just NOT gonna happen
ReplyDeleteI agree that the responsible well-endowed man should always have his own magnums. Shockingly, the 24 year old with giant bling in his ears apparently wasn't so responsible.