TWI = Texting While Intoxicated.
Saturday night, the girls and I were all out til about 5 am... Needless to say, I was a good bit intoxicated. And apparently, when intoxicated, I regress. Lots.
I decided to text Pothead:
Me: "I heard that you were hitting on one of my best friends, Muffy. I thought I was your girl?"
He answered the next morning:
"Haha, and what happened to your boyfriend? Lol, you're sexy from head to toes, but Muffy does have a nice booty :)))"
And then later Sunday night he followed up with:
"Now how come you only talk to me when you're drunk? You wouldn't happen to be one of those white girls with a repressed jungle fever now would you? Ha."
At least he has a great sense of humor in dealing with my drunk texting/teasing him!
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